Don't cry Martina. Yes, it's The Works. No, it wasn't very good.
Okay. I lie. It was great.
A pensive baby waits for fries.
What!? A bagel for me!
That's reeeeeal goooooooooooood.
Finally this evening, in the spirit of posting inappropriate material, let me leave you with this. I call it "Number Two Boys".
Yes. Two boys pooping at once. My life is so glamorous. Poor Sam. Working like a little demon! And the mess! (on his tray). That's the mess made from one meal. It's shocking what a dirty baby he is.
And, yes. When Charley has a post-lunch-poop, we all gather 'round, as if he's some kind of warm fire or television show. I have to supervise somewhat, because Charley is fond of peering into the bowl, post deposit, to check the stats. I have to make sure he doesn't fall off, reach in or make a huge mess during these analysis sessions. (Mommy! It's the biggest one ever!!) For some reason, seeing Charley sit on the toilet always garners the sympathy poo-response from Sam.
What can I say?! Take care of all the poop at once, that's my philosophy.
That's quite enough of this line of conversation. Good night.
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